November 10, 2010#

ah the power of twitter!

I think it was almost two years ago when i started my twitter account. At first, I’ll be honest I thought it was a load of shit. “Who needs twitter,” I thought? Well, I’ll be damned. It’s a load of fun!

You really do get to read a lot of crap, and to tell you the truth I think about 90% of it is a load of garbage. There are a few pieces of gold out there, though.

Now, I’ll go ahead and group all of my tweets into the 90% “load of crap” category. Honestly. I’m surprised when someone responds to something I say on twitter, but damn it if tonight I didn’t find out that people really do read my tweets!

That’s right, apparently I ruffled a few feathers with a couple of tweets I made tonight.

If you found this because you went to my website after reading about how disgruntled and upset I am, then welcome! I hope you enjoy my website. It is a bit old, and pretty out of date… I’m sorry. I hope to update it soon.

So, anyway, about my tweets.

Let me first say that my views are in no way the views of SHULTZILLA, LLC. These are my personal views, and you’d be surprised, but Aimee doesn’t agree with everything I say. Also, please note that our involvement in any way with other organizations in no way reflects the views of those organizations. They have in no way endorsed what I’m saying and should not be taken as a negative on them.

So, Aimee and I have been volunteering with YLC (Young Leadership Council) designing some stuff for the relaunch of the “Proud to Call it Home” campaign. I won’t go into all the nitty gritty details, but suffice it to say that we both put in long hours designing their e blast, Gambit ads, banner ads, stuff for their facebook app, etc.

We stayed up very late several nights trying to knock some stuff out for them, not expecting anything in return.

Poor us, right? No, we did it because we wanted to, not because we had to. Not looking for pity here, people.

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Aimee did ask if it were possible for us to get a sponsorship for helping out, or maybe our logo somewhere… maybe a mention of our company. They told us no, and honestly, we were fine with it.

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They did mention that they needed shirts for the event. We though, “Hooray! Shultzilla can do that! We make t shirts! We’re designing all the other collateral, why not that too?” Aimee offered to design the shirts for the event.

A member of YLC was friends with Fluerty Girl and said she’d ask if Fluerty Girl would be willing to design the shirts.

Aimee heard crickets on our offer.

About a month ago Aimee was copied on an email to Fluerty Girl sending her the assets to “design” a t shirt.

Well, sure enough, she made the shirts. And basically printed the logo for “Proud to Call it Home” on the front. I know, I know. I can’t be too annoyed with this. I mean, it’s not like she really could have put any effort into the design. I’m sure all I would have done was slap the bumper sticker on a t shirt and put my logo on the back, then sell it.

Why. So. Serious?

Fluerty Girl claims this shirt is “inspired” by the campaign, when in fact It’s the logo she was given, screen printed on a t shirt. It’s not inspired by anything. It’s the file she was given. And voila! She’s a “partner.”

We were involved with the project for months, stayed up late, put off other projects so we could help, etc. We were fine with not getting our logo/name on anything… That is until Fleurty Girl became a “partner” and given the green light to plaster her logo/face all over (I’m exaggerating) the event.

It’s a slap in the face to YLC volunteers who spent hours working on this project, expecting nothing in return, only to see another t shirt company put absolutely no effort into a shirt and given a “partnership” role.

A complete slap in the face.

Aimee and I wanted to work with YLC with the expectation that it consisted of leaders, innovators, thinkers, creators and we’re now realizing that the organization is just like everything else in New Orleans – it’s not about what you know, it’s about who you know.

Let’s get one thing straight here people. There is jealousy, and there’s just plain old disrespect. I’m afraid the latter applies here. Let’s put this into perspective, shall we?

Shultzilla loves to play nice with other t shirt companies.

I played music for just about all of my life, and I look at running a t shirt company very much like running a band. Bands never do anything alone. Bands tour together, play together, drink together, make money together, etc. etc. I see what we do on a very similar level. I think it’s very important to collaborate (maybe not on designs, but live events, fun stuff, whatever) to achieve success for everyone involved.

The same can be said for what we do. Last year we were given the opportunity to participate in the Dirty Coast fashion show. Something we were very grateful for. We were also fortunate enough to have them ask us back again this year. We would love to be involved every year. If we’re lucky they’ll have us back again.

At some point we plan on collaborating in some way with Po Boy Apparel. If you haven’t checked out Nick’s stuff, please do. He’s very talented and he’s got some awesome T Shirts.

We also have great respect for Defend New Orleans. We love their shirts. We love what they do. We love how they do it. Mad props to them.

Then there’s someone like Fleurty Girl, who doesn’t seem to put any thought into her designs. Poor illustrations. Poor font choices. And seems to basically slap “whodat” on anything she can to make a profit. Is there anything wrong with that? Nope. You go girl! Do I have to respect it? Nope. Not for a second.

So, with that said. Do I think my shirt company is the best in the land? Nope. Not for a second. There are companies in New Orleans of which I can only hope to achieve half the success. Do I think competition is good? Yep. I’m a capitalist to the core. America is the greatest country in the world, and I’m not thinking of leaving for a second. Same goes with NOLA. Love it. I’ll never leave. No matter how much bullshit I see going down.

One thing I will do, however, is keep talking shit on twitter :)

December 30, 2009#

New year, New TV Show

Well you may have read previously that one of my clients, The Rum House, on Magazine Street, is going to be featured on a Food Network TV show called “The Opener” with David Adjey (David was a contestant on Iron Chef America). The Opener will be debuting in March of 2010.

I’m really excited. I know I wouldn’t use  the word “excited” anymore, but this time, I really am excited. Not only for the Rum House, but I get to see my work featured on a national TV series. It’s pretty damn awesome, if I do say so myself.

Check out the promo trailer for “The Opener.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csNh_-khisA

Stay tuned!

September 2, 2009#

New Stuff… and Stuff

I’ve just updated the websites section with a couple of new items, Jonathan Pretus, The Rouge Muse, and Puglia’s Sporting Goods I did at work.

I did most of these a few months ago, but I’ve been so busy I haven’t even had a chance to update my own stuff.  I know, I know… pathetic, right?

I’ve got some exciting stuff I’m working on right now, as well.  I’ll be starting the build of Fred LeBlanc’s (of Cowboy Mouth) new Website this week.  It’s going to be another custom WordPress install.  I’m really enjoying doing these custom WordPress sites.  They’re super easy for the user to update, and best of all it’s a free CMS.  Nothing wrong with that.

I’ve also got a few projects I’m pretty excited about, but can’t really talk about now.  I’ll be collaborating with my buddy Geoff Gauchet on one of them, which I’m really excited about. You’ll hear about it soon.

I’ve started the build on The Rum House website this past week, and I’m really excited about this one.  If you haven’t been to The Rum House yet, you really need to get over there and get yourself some drinks and some food.  I don’t know which one they do better. Go decide for yourself. We’ll be rolling out some new Drink Menus in the next couple of weeks too, so keep your eyes open for that!

Aimee and I are working on some artsy side project stuff, and we’ll be rolling that out within the next couple of months.  I’m super excited about what we’re doing, and I hope you guys like it too.

Lots of exciting things going on, kids.  Stay tuned!

July 14, 2009#

Another One Bites the Dust

I just launched my good buddy Jonathan Pretus’ (guitar player for Cowboy Mouth) new website, built around the Word Press CMS engine.

Check it out, if you don’t mind!

http://www.jonathanpretus.com

June 30, 2009#

CSS with Less?

So apprently, there’s a new way to write CSS.  I just got a newsletter from Sitepoint with a new css language plugin using Ruby. It allows you to add variables into CSS, which means instead of changing the same color on 20 lines of code, you use the “@” tag in your stylesheet, specify the variable name, and now, you change one line of code for the entire site.

http://lesscss.org/

There’s some other great stuff it’ll allow you to do, like operations and nested styles.

I’ll be doing some experimenting this week and I’ll post my findings on how easy this reallly will be.

It looks to be something fancy!

Maybe I’ll be able to talk about this at wordcamp NOLA 2010!

May 8, 2009#

ie6 is for the birds

I wrote this article for the Design the Planet blog, but I thought it important enough to re post.


The web has come a long way in the past nine years.  Unfortunately, there are still a few people out there (17% of you) that seem to like the web how it was in 2001.

This is unfortunate, because that 17% is missing out on a whole new world of interactivity, design aesthetics, functionality, speed, security, and quite frankly, I can’t understand why.

Internet Explorer 6 has been criticized by web standards experts, internet security firms, and designers since it’s launch in 2001.

In June 2004, the U.S. Government’s Computer Emergency Readiness Team (US-CERT) urged readers to use ANY browser other than IE6, because of security flaws. Read the article here.

As of 2009, the security firm, Secunia, counted 142 vulnerabilities, of which 22 remained unfixed.  Some of these 22 are classified as moderately critical in security. Read the article here.

In 2005, PC World magazine rated IE6 as one of the 25 worst tech products OF ALL TIME.  This list is going back 30 years.  The list included some older products, but also included AOL and Windows Me, which turned out to be a complete dud.

On top of all the security flaws prevalent in IE6, there is much criticism from web designers and web standards experts regarding the functionality of IE6.

The problem is that IE6 does not support CSS2, unlike most browsers.  This means that developers must write hacks and other coding workarounds to ensure proper display.  This means a longer turnaround time and extra costs that are then passed on to the client.

Jeff Zeldman, author and leading web standards guru says

“IE6 is the new Netscape 4. The hacks needed to support IE6 are increasingly viewed as excess freight. Like Netscape 4 in 2000, IE6 is perceived to be holding back the web.”

IE6 does not support transparent PNG files, which are smooth transparent images, that allow for shading and depth on a web page.  Designers must include hacks that display less attractive transparent GIF files that leave a choppy, hard edged outline.  This option certainly lends itself to a less  fulfilling web experience.

Even social networking leader, Facebook, has decided their users using IE6 will receive an inferior user experience, by not allowing many features when using IE6.  They bluntly explain why, and encourage the user to upgrade their browser.

The thing that escapes me the most is the reasons for not upgrading your browser.  Aside from some large institutions and government bureaucracies, that require certain software that will only run on IE6, there isn’t much reason for a normal user to stay with such an antiquated piece of software.

Imagine you got a car in 2001 (internet explorer 6).  This car was comparable to other cars at the time.  It wasn’t the fanciest, it wasn’t the most secure, but there weren’t many other options, and it got the job done.

Now, imagine five years later, you were offered a brand new car. This car was fancier, quicker, safer, and it was FREE (internet explorer 7). You decided to turn it down.

After nearly ten years, you were offered a newer, faster, even more secure car, with side impact air bags and anti-lock brakes, all wheel drive, and stability control (Mozilla Firefox 3)… Completely free. But still, you turned this car down for your ten year old jalopy that was falling apart, had proven safety issues, and frankly was ugly as sin.

The logic escapes me.

As an IE6 user, you may not even know what you’re missing out on.  But, do yourself a favor, download a newer browser.  One of my personal favorites is Mozilla Firefox, an open source browser with lots of add-ons and extras. Google Chrome is a new kid on the block.  If neither of those entice you, you may want to try Microsoft’s replacement for IE6, IE7 here.  However, you shouldn’t get attached to IE7 too long, because version 8 was just released.

Trust us folks, you’ll be happy you did.

May 3, 2009#

updates (continued)

Also, on the list of soon to come updates are the new website for Omega Hospital and a new logo for Second Line Paint, which I helped develop the concept for, and then our very talented illustrator dan at Design the Planet took it and ran with it.

I’m pretty excited about both.

December 12, 2008#

Now I Have Two

Two degrees that is.

I finished my last final for good.  That is, of course, unless I decide to go to grad school later.  I just may.  Maybe even New York if I can save up 60 thousand dollars.

So anyway, I’ve got some awesome updates for you guys soon.

We finished the Rauch Milliken International website, so I’m going to post that to the portfolio soon, along with some stationary packages for RMI.  They’re looking pretty nice.

I’ve also got a couple of logos I’m pretty happy with to show you guys.  I know you can’t wait to see them.  I can’t wait to show you.

So I’m going to go drink some beer to celebrate finishing school.

Hooray, beer!

October 3, 2008#

meet shultzilla

enter: shultzilla.  this is a new character aimee and i have been developing.  yeah, he sort of looks like the japanese monster, domo kun, but give me a break.  i make websites.  i’m not a character developer.

so, meet shultzilla:

i’m not exactly sure what we’ll be doing with him. maybe making some cute friends for him to play with, or something else fancy i haven’t thought of yet.

stay tuned, kids!

September 23, 2008#

technology!

You have to love the internet.  I won’t go into specifics, but let’s just say I’m continually amazed at what I can get for absolutely free online.

On a completely different note that has nothing to do with what I can find for free on the internet, I picked up an After Effects CS3 manual tonight.  I won’t be using said manual to learn how to use the things I’ve downloaded for absolutely free on the internet.

Really.

Let’s just say that I’ll have some killer new experiments to show off in the next coming months.

And speaking of Killer things to show off, I’ve finally gotten some pictures of “History with a Twist” by Joe Gendusa.  You can view it in the “miscellaneous” section of my portfolio – One of these days I’ll get around to fixing that section up.  I’ve also got a new logo for Sydney Torress III (that’s right, the rock star garbage man’s dad), along with a new business card for Jefferson Door (keep an eye out for a stationary package soon), and finally some stuff for nolascene.com in the “poster“section.

I’m still working on a few projects that I hope to have up and showing off for you soon.  Keep an eye out for some nolascene.com and batonrougerocks.com merch.  If you know any good screen printers, let me know!

Also, wish me luck on my jiu jitsu tournament this week.  I’m going to try my hardest not to embarras myself.