November 10, 2010#

ah the power of twitter!

I think it was almost two years ago when i started my twitter account. At first, I’ll be honest I thought it was a load of shit. “Who needs twitter,” I thought? Well, I’ll be damned. It’s a load of fun!

You really do get to read a lot of crap, and to tell you the truth I think about 90% of it is a load of garbage. There are a few pieces of gold out there, though.

Now, I’ll go ahead and group all of my tweets into the 90% “load of crap” category. Honestly. I’m surprised when someone responds to something I say on twitter, but damn it if tonight I didn’t find out that people really do read my tweets!

That’s right, apparently I ruffled a few feathers with a couple of tweets I made tonight.

If you found this because you went to my website after reading about how disgruntled and upset I am, then welcome! I hope you enjoy my website. It is a bit old, and pretty out of date… I’m sorry. I hope to update it soon.

So, anyway, about my tweets.

Let me first say that my views are in no way the views of SHULTZILLA, LLC. These are my personal views, and you’d be surprised, but Aimee doesn’t agree with everything I say. Also, please note that our involvement in any way with other organizations in no way reflects the views of those organizations. They have in no way endorsed what I’m saying and should not be taken as a negative on them.

So, Aimee and I have been volunteering with YLC (Young Leadership Council) designing some stuff for the relaunch of the “Proud to Call it Home” campaign. I won’t go into all the nitty gritty details, but suffice it to say that we both put in long hours designing their e blast, Gambit ads, banner ads, stuff for their facebook app, etc.

We stayed up very late several nights trying to knock some stuff out for them, not expecting anything in return.

Poor us, right? No, we did it because we wanted to, not because we had to. Not looking for pity here, people.

/* FULL DISCLOSURE

Aimee did ask if it were possible for us to get a sponsorship for helping out, or maybe our logo somewhere… maybe a mention of our company. They told us no, and honestly, we were fine with it.

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They did mention that they needed shirts for the event. We though, “Hooray! Shultzilla can do that! We make t shirts! We’re designing all the other collateral, why not that too?” Aimee offered to design the shirts for the event.

A member of YLC was friends with Fluerty Girl and said she’d ask if Fluerty Girl would be willing to design the shirts.

Aimee heard crickets on our offer.

About a month ago Aimee was copied on an email to Fluerty Girl sending her the assets to “design” a t shirt.

Well, sure enough, she made the shirts. And basically printed the logo for “Proud to Call it Home” on the front. I know, I know. I can’t be too annoyed with this. I mean, it’s not like she really could have put any effort into the design. I’m sure all I would have done was slap the bumper sticker on a t shirt and put my logo on the back, then sell it.

Why. So. Serious?

Fluerty Girl claims this shirt is “inspired” by the campaign, when in fact It’s the logo she was given, screen printed on a t shirt. It’s not inspired by anything. It’s the file she was given. And voila! She’s a “partner.”

We were involved with the project for months, stayed up late, put off other projects so we could help, etc. We were fine with not getting our logo/name on anything… That is until Fleurty Girl became a “partner” and given the green light to plaster her logo/face all over (I’m exaggerating) the event.

It’s a slap in the face to YLC volunteers who spent hours working on this project, expecting nothing in return, only to see another t shirt company put absolutely no effort into a shirt and given a “partnership” role.

A complete slap in the face.

Aimee and I wanted to work with YLC with the expectation that it consisted of leaders, innovators, thinkers, creators and we’re now realizing that the organization is just like everything else in New Orleans – it’s not about what you know, it’s about who you know.

Let’s get one thing straight here people. There is jealousy, and there’s just plain old disrespect. I’m afraid the latter applies here. Let’s put this into perspective, shall we?

Shultzilla loves to play nice with other t shirt companies.

I played music for just about all of my life, and I look at running a t shirt company very much like running a band. Bands never do anything alone. Bands tour together, play together, drink together, make money together, etc. etc. I see what we do on a very similar level. I think it’s very important to collaborate (maybe not on designs, but live events, fun stuff, whatever) to achieve success for everyone involved.

The same can be said for what we do. Last year we were given the opportunity to participate in the Dirty Coast fashion show. Something we were very grateful for. We were also fortunate enough to have them ask us back again this year. We would love to be involved every year. If we’re lucky they’ll have us back again.

At some point we plan on collaborating in some way with Po Boy Apparel. If you haven’t checked out Nick’s stuff, please do. He’s very talented and he’s got some awesome T Shirts.

We also have great respect for Defend New Orleans. We love their shirts. We love what they do. We love how they do it. Mad props to them.

Then there’s someone like Fleurty Girl, who doesn’t seem to put any thought into her designs. Poor illustrations. Poor font choices. And seems to basically slap “whodat” on anything she can to make a profit. Is there anything wrong with that? Nope. You go girl! Do I have to respect it? Nope. Not for a second.

So, with that said. Do I think my shirt company is the best in the land? Nope. Not for a second. There are companies in New Orleans of which I can only hope to achieve half the success. Do I think competition is good? Yep. I’m a capitalist to the core. America is the greatest country in the world, and I’m not thinking of leaving for a second. Same goes with NOLA. Love it. I’ll never leave. No matter how much bullshit I see going down.

One thing I will do, however, is keep talking shit on twitter :)

November 20, 2009#

Exciting Stuff!

I have two resolutions I will try my hardest to follow. I’m not going to use the word “excited” in a post ever again, and I’m going to post more often. We’ll see how long I can hold out.

Shultzilla launches in a week!  Aimee and I are so stoked to bring you guys some awesome shirts and bags and other generally awesome things.  We can’t wait for you guys to see the website. I think it’s going to be a killer design, and hopefully it’ll be something we continue to do for a long time. It’s another WordPress install, actually.  With a shopping cart plugin that is really sub par, but I’ve done waaaay too much work trying to fix the bugs. You do get what you pay for, and unfortunately this one is FREE.

When we start making millions, we’ll hire a PHP developer to custom build Shultzilla v2.0.

Fred LeBlanc’s site is finally up! I think it’s a killer site, and I’m very happy with how it’s turning out.  Thanks to Fred, I’ll be working on Cowboy Mouth’s website design.  I think this one will be a great opportunity for me to try some new stuff and build my WordPress repertoire.

Lots of cool things a brewin’.  Keep in touch, kids.

September 2, 2009#

New Stuff… and Stuff

I’ve just updated the websites section with a couple of new items, Jonathan Pretus, The Rouge Muse, and Puglia’s Sporting Goods I did at work.

I did most of these a few months ago, but I’ve been so busy I haven’t even had a chance to update my own stuff.  I know, I know… pathetic, right?

I’ve got some exciting stuff I’m working on right now, as well.  I’ll be starting the build of Fred LeBlanc’s (of Cowboy Mouth) new Website this week.  It’s going to be another custom WordPress install.  I’m really enjoying doing these custom WordPress sites.  They’re super easy for the user to update, and best of all it’s a free CMS.  Nothing wrong with that.

I’ve also got a few projects I’m pretty excited about, but can’t really talk about now.  I’ll be collaborating with my buddy Geoff Gauchet on one of them, which I’m really excited about. You’ll hear about it soon.

I’ve started the build on The Rum House website this past week, and I’m really excited about this one.  If you haven’t been to The Rum House yet, you really need to get over there and get yourself some drinks and some food.  I don’t know which one they do better. Go decide for yourself. We’ll be rolling out some new Drink Menus in the next couple of weeks too, so keep your eyes open for that!

Aimee and I are working on some artsy side project stuff, and we’ll be rolling that out within the next couple of months.  I’m super excited about what we’re doing, and I hope you guys like it too.

Lots of exciting things going on, kids.  Stay tuned!

July 14, 2009#

Another One Bites the Dust

I just launched my good buddy Jonathan Pretus’ (guitar player for Cowboy Mouth) new website, built around the Word Press CMS engine.

Check it out, if you don’t mind!

http://www.jonathanpretus.com

May 8, 2009#

ie6 is for the birds

I wrote this article for the Design the Planet blog, but I thought it important enough to re post.


The web has come a long way in the past nine years.  Unfortunately, there are still a few people out there (17% of you) that seem to like the web how it was in 2001.

This is unfortunate, because that 17% is missing out on a whole new world of interactivity, design aesthetics, functionality, speed, security, and quite frankly, I can’t understand why.

Internet Explorer 6 has been criticized by web standards experts, internet security firms, and designers since it’s launch in 2001.

In June 2004, the U.S. Government’s Computer Emergency Readiness Team (US-CERT) urged readers to use ANY browser other than IE6, because of security flaws. Read the article here.

As of 2009, the security firm, Secunia, counted 142 vulnerabilities, of which 22 remained unfixed.  Some of these 22 are classified as moderately critical in security. Read the article here.

In 2005, PC World magazine rated IE6 as one of the 25 worst tech products OF ALL TIME.  This list is going back 30 years.  The list included some older products, but also included AOL and Windows Me, which turned out to be a complete dud.

On top of all the security flaws prevalent in IE6, there is much criticism from web designers and web standards experts regarding the functionality of IE6.

The problem is that IE6 does not support CSS2, unlike most browsers.  This means that developers must write hacks and other coding workarounds to ensure proper display.  This means a longer turnaround time and extra costs that are then passed on to the client.

Jeff Zeldman, author and leading web standards guru says

“IE6 is the new Netscape 4. The hacks needed to support IE6 are increasingly viewed as excess freight. Like Netscape 4 in 2000, IE6 is perceived to be holding back the web.”

IE6 does not support transparent PNG files, which are smooth transparent images, that allow for shading and depth on a web page.  Designers must include hacks that display less attractive transparent GIF files that leave a choppy, hard edged outline.  This option certainly lends itself to a less  fulfilling web experience.

Even social networking leader, Facebook, has decided their users using IE6 will receive an inferior user experience, by not allowing many features when using IE6.  They bluntly explain why, and encourage the user to upgrade their browser.

The thing that escapes me the most is the reasons for not upgrading your browser.  Aside from some large institutions and government bureaucracies, that require certain software that will only run on IE6, there isn’t much reason for a normal user to stay with such an antiquated piece of software.

Imagine you got a car in 2001 (internet explorer 6).  This car was comparable to other cars at the time.  It wasn’t the fanciest, it wasn’t the most secure, but there weren’t many other options, and it got the job done.

Now, imagine five years later, you were offered a brand new car. This car was fancier, quicker, safer, and it was FREE (internet explorer 7). You decided to turn it down.

After nearly ten years, you were offered a newer, faster, even more secure car, with side impact air bags and anti-lock brakes, all wheel drive, and stability control (Mozilla Firefox 3)… Completely free. But still, you turned this car down for your ten year old jalopy that was falling apart, had proven safety issues, and frankly was ugly as sin.

The logic escapes me.

As an IE6 user, you may not even know what you’re missing out on.  But, do yourself a favor, download a newer browser.  One of my personal favorites is Mozilla Firefox, an open source browser with lots of add-ons and extras. Google Chrome is a new kid on the block.  If neither of those entice you, you may want to try Microsoft’s replacement for IE6, IE7 here.  However, you shouldn’t get attached to IE7 too long, because version 8 was just released.

Trust us folks, you’ll be happy you did.

May 1, 2009#

some updates

Hey there people.  I’ve got a few new updates for you. I’m really excited about these two new updates, to tell the truth, and I’m going to be adding them to my portfolio as soon as I get some free time (which isn’t a whole lot these days, unfortunately).

So, the two newest updates are a couple of sites we just launched for Design the Planet.  Puglia’s Sporting Goods – www.puglias-sporting-goods.com and Wilson Marsh Equipment – www.wilsonmarshequipment.com.

Puglia’s has been around for a super long time, and it’s an honor to give them an online facelift.  They haven’t had a website before and I think we’ve given them something exceptional. I used a lot of textures and imagery of the great outdoors to really convey the Southern Louisiana Outdoors feel they were going for.

When I was a kid, my family used to tailgate in front of Puglia’s, and I always loved the giant shark they had out front.  I was totally stoked to do a website for them.

Wilson Marsh Equipment is an awesome company.  They build these huge cranes that go out in the marshes without sinking, and to tell you the truth, I think I want the cargo buggy for camping.

They’ve been around for a long time. They’re looking to get into selling their excavators in Europe, so they needed a new website to impress executives abroad.  I think we gave them something impressive.

I’ll be posting some screen shots soon.

April 21, 2009#

fresh gator

Living in New Orleans, it can be easy to forget you’re not really in that big of a city after all.  There’s an entire world, just a few miles away, that most people in New Orleans would never dream of venturing .

Unfortunately, St. Bernard Parish gets a bad rap.Aimee is a Chalmette native, so I’m down there on a regular basis.  It isn’t necessarily St. Charles Ave, but there is a certain charm about Chalmette. There’s lots of open land, diverse wildlife, and the mighty Mississippi.  And, while the air may not be the freshest around, it does have one thing Magazine Street doesn’t have.  Fresh Alligator.

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April 11, 2009#

seems i was wrong.

So I have to be honest, I was convinced. Word Camp, you convinced me. Twitter seems to be a very powerful tool. I’ve already gotten a great number of hits to my website from this weekend’s Word Camp.

By the way, I’d like to make a shout out to all my new “tweeps” (for those of you not in the know, a tweep is a twitter peep… at least I guess that’s what it is – I’m not entirely sure).

Anyway, I did learn some great stuff, and I hope to attend next year. I’d also like to try and see if I can speak about something awesome next year (if anyone out there reading this, I’m like the best CSS coder in the world – for reals).

I’ve also realized there is a whole lot of stuff about Word Press that I didn’t even know was possible. I can’t wait to start playing around with all of these new tools that I learned. I’m like so totally excited! OMG!

Word to your collective mothers.

April 10, 2009#

Convince me, WordCamp

As I’m writing this I’m about to listen to the area’s most important creative minds speak about America’s newest social and viral marketing trends. Before I continue I have to say that I am not completely convinced with all of the viral marketing and social networking websites around.

I’ve completely stopped using my spam ridden, glitter gif commented myspace page, I’ve become a somewhat infrequent “facebooker” since, my girlfriend’s crazy ex has been logging on and deleting comments from her and removing tags of me on her pictures (allegedly).

From what I can tell, social networking has taken American away from face to face meetings, and personalized relationships and moved it towards completely impersonal “over the internet” big brother state where your every move is tracked so marketers can sell you more crap.

If you can’t tell, I’m completely unconvinced of the necessities of viral marketing and social networking from a moral standpoint, at least. Sure, I understand the practical applications from an advertising prospective, but frankly, I don’t see the true social merit.

Convince me wordcamp, convince me.

October 10, 2008#

why wait?

Why is it that people wait until January 1st to make new years resolutions? I think it’s kind of silly.  Isn’t every day the start of a new year?  It is, so today I’m going to start my new years resolutions.

  • jog more
  • eat less
  • design more
  • work less
  • read more
  • watch tv less
  • save more
  • spend less
  • enjoy the beautiful days
  • enjoy the rainy days
  • enjoy my balcony
  • learn after effects
  • learn to draw
  • learn to paint
  • procrastinate less
  • more road trips
  • more blogging
  • grill more sausage
  • drink more schlitz
  • did i mention procrastinate less?

I plan on starting immediately.